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The secret word is, canal.

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So my ex who I’m guessing has now broken up with his girlfriend has decided he wants me back, only to find out I’m in a new relationship, and is now sending me texts about how depressed he is. He was bored so went up Paris and got lost down some fucking side street or something, what the fuck am I supposed to do!? Fucking go up there and find the depressed idiot at midnight, when there is only a replacement bus service and I’m fucking miles away!? 


starry-c-l-o-u-d-s:

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i like how the tables have turned,

secretstogiveandsecretstokeep:

and now YOU’RE the one looking for MY attention. sucks to be you.

manicandprofane:

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